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Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.
Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.
by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019
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ass

What an ass...
by sneakylauren09 February 25, 2019
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Ass beard

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
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Trans my ass

When you/someone want to express that you do not believe that any
girl with a dick would be automatically "trans" or every person with a
vagina would be "female". Also when you say that categorising everyone
into either "trans*", "cis*" or "inter*" is as stupid and oldschool as putting
a baby with a vagina always into pink cloth.
"After I told her I wasn´t born with a cunt she started to tell me a transgender all
time, so I reacted very "trans my ass" to make her understand how fucked up this is".
"They do not want him to speak at the demonstration because of his clear "trans my ass"
opinions that are not legit with the lgbtiq mainstream".
by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019
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sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.
Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!
by Fluffycorgi February 28, 2019
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Head ass

Just this one kid Bryan's nickname is head ass.
by ChesterMrCheetos February 28, 2019
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bitch ass nigga

a guy or nigga who cheats, lies, beats on woman, or does anything that makes him not shit
Me: Josh cheated on me :'(
My best friend: He a bitch ass nigga
by John snowpea March 6, 2019
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