My personal information

Lmao I got you didn’t i

1: why the fuck would I ever leak my personal information online???
2: ye who does that?

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

My Franchesca

Everybody in this world needs a Franchesca. What is a Franchesca, you may ask? A Francesca is a girl, but not just any girl – the girl. The girl with a heart so big, so full of love and care that you can't help but fall in love with her. The girl who always goes above and beyond to show her love for you. The girl with a personality so lovable, so adorable, that you can’t help but talk to her for hours. The girl with such an amazing fashion sense that you can’t help but get excited to see her next fit, even if it’s a repeat. The girl is so beautiful that you could stare at her for hours. The girl that would do anything for you and you’d do anything for. The girl who teaches you an entirely new way to love like you’ve never loved before. The girl who you’d be a fool not to marry. If you have a Franchesca, never let go of her. I know I won't. I can't wait to marry My Franchesca. My Forever. My Soulmate.

I love My Franchesca forever and ever, to the moon and back, till the poets run out of rhymes and two plus two is three. Don't you ever forget that.

by Willyumyum2708 September 19, 2025

Until Death Call My Name

Live Life To The Fullest

(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"

by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018

A Day in the Life of My Future Self

I live in Canada with my loving husband and two daughters in a beautiful, luxurious home surrounded by nature. Our lifestyle is abundant, and we enjoy a steady, high income that supports all our desires. My husband is thriving in his job, deeply fulfilled and happy, while my daughters are confident, aligned with the universe, and excelling in life.

My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.

Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.

I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.

A Day in the Life of My Future Self

by APTM September 20, 2024

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

oh my heckin' god

an exclamation that can be used in many circumstances. it is a less profane version of "oh my fuckin god" and more positive. it can be used when something is funny, surprising, or maybe dumb.

Peppa: George, we won the lottery!
George: OH MY HECKIN' GOD

George: oops i've spilt your tea
Peppa: ugh oh my heckin god ur cancelled

Peppa: OH MY HECKIN GOD ! GEORGE LOOK AT THIS MEME i'm laughing so hard
George: HAHAHA OH MY HECKIN GOD

by hecking September 15, 2018