Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).

Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.

by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018

Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.

This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?

by bob_johnson April 4, 2022

Kiss ass

Sub serviant.

You ain't really sub serviant, so quit trying make yourself look like a kiss ass.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

national Grab ass day

National grab ass day is on may 2nd go and grab ass and have fun

national grab ass day

by jut2497 April 27, 2022

Ass tits

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.

"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"

by FlemBou June 22, 2021

Bitch ass nigga

Typically a person with and online alias of Desert or Desert_recruit

Desert is a bitch ass nigga

by xvISAVAGEIvx March 2, 2023