Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.
by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025
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Get the cranking your closet mug.The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.
Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025
Get the Get your dick in my wallet mug.A saying to tell someone "Pull your head out of your ass"
Usually meant when someone is clueless, naive, dumb, or doing something stupid.
Usually meant when someone is clueless, naive, dumb, or doing something stupid.
by anonymous December 11, 2025
Get the Grab your ankles and say Pop mug.To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
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Get the Stroking your dog mug.Your life don Clinton is a Nigerian language/Slangs that simply means means "To ruin or Damaged, even Destroyed making unusable or enjoyable.
Example: This your life don Clinton.
Example: The generator has Clinton.
The hurricane Clinton several homes in my area
Example: The generator has Clinton.
The hurricane Clinton several homes in my area
by Jay-Dre December 15, 2025
Get the Your life don Clinton mug.You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).
Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."
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