ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".

Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Black ass mother fucker

Is a person who doesn't give a damn about anyone then their self

The Black ass mother fucker just shot the dog.

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot

Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: No, it's 19 you duck ass.

by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023

Duck ass

Another way of saying dumbass or idiot

Person 1: What's 9 + 10?
Person 2: 21
Person 1: It's 19 duck ass.

by mainmain3000 March 7, 2023

ass tag

Playing tag but have to slap those ass cheeks, or touching them. Mainly boys but girls plays too.

Kevin, ass tag.

Kevin: (runs to get lorenzo)
Kevin talking to lorenzo after smacking the shit out of his ass: Ass tag!

by NotPerson 69420 March 9, 2023

Athlete's Ass

Jock itch in the butt crack

This athlete's ass is a real pain in the ass!!

by Jpt73 March 10, 2023

Vicious Ass Snake

An insanely humongous penis

“Woah bro look at your Vicious Ass Snake!!”

by Brotquavious March 10, 2023