child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3

by Child UwU November 26, 2021

Child

A manwhore that I hate who is homophobic, makes jokes about r*pe and transphobic.

Diego the child.

by AmazingWordsTodayKids January 31, 2021

Child

1)Offspring of male and female
2)For some people, a mistake.
3)The innocent being that catches their parents in the bedroom.

"THE CHILD STOLE MY CASH AND THREW IT IN THE FIRE!!"

Harley is a child, not a teen...

"tHaT cHiLd Is A miStAkE!"

by September 14, 2020

Child

Annoying post-fetus "thing"

"ewwww a child"

by Kenny6942000 January 28, 2023

Child

synonym for baseball

I scored a home run with a child.

by among us crewmate totally January 04, 2022

Child

If you are looking at this and are a child, I feel bad that you have to see this hatred.

Mom, am I a demon? People say children are demons on urban dictionary.

by Sheeeeeeesha September 29, 2021