fish slap

when someone needs to calm the front door down....and they wont stop so you have to slap them with a fish..perferably in the face.

Lys was being overdramatic so we had to fish slap her.

by boots wit furr February 17, 2008

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

Penadow Slap

The slapping of someone in the face with one's penadow (shadow of a penis). Sort of related to a mushroom slap but far worse and more humiliating.

Where's Joe?
He got penadow slapped the other week and he's still recovering.

by Yellow-Dart March 22, 2007

slap dickin

used when a supervisor, or some one with authority is telling his subordinates to get back to work. Can be used in the exact same way as "grab-ass".

2 employees around standing around talking. Boss comes in

Boss: "You two, knock off the slap dickin."

Translation: "You two, get back to work"

by solrave September 03, 2007

shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 07, 2011

Fuck slap

When a couple stops during sexual interactions to spit on eAchothers hands then proceeds to slap eachothers private parts.

Last night me and maria used a good fuck slap to wake are sexual experience, it's was extremely weird I have to admit.

by Adam berrizzle February 03, 2009

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 08, 2003