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wisconsin waffle stomp 

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

Syruppy Waffle 

Similar to the Dutch oven, when one pulls the covers over their partner's head and then proceeds to flatulate. However, instead of a fart, diarrhea surprise for all parties involved.
Annie went to give Sam the ole Dutch oven, but the Chinese food from last night had other ideas and Sam got the Syruppy Waffle surprise instead. Sam threw up and the bed needed to be burned.
Syruppy Waffle by Donbojim January 21, 2024

Nigglytarded waffle fucker 

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

Rusty Waffle Maker 

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

Texan waffle 

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

Jamaican Waffle Stomp 

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!