Walk on home run

In sexual terms, a walk on is when a woman breaks into a man's house completely naked and covered in Vaseline. She then steals his money and hides in his closet. When he comes home, she jumps out and tries to escape. The man in turn must try to catch her. If he wins he is rewarded with the money that was stolen and sex. If she escapes she gets to keep the money and has earned bragging rights.

I heard Lisa did a walk on home run at Kevin's last night. Now he's out $300....sucks to suck

by Theflavormenace March 18, 2022

Walk Pompeo's dog

masturbation

ME... not seen my babe for weeks now due to lockdown
FRIEND...take it a bit of "Walk Pompeo's dog" goin' on then?

by Rotundus III May 19, 2020

walking nutella jar

a joke used in goofy ahh youtube comments, often is used with the elderly man emoji, walking nutella jar simply means a black person

"it was that walking nutella jar"
-👴🏼

by normie4555 August 9, 2023

The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

by Rennnn1121 November 1, 2020

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020

a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.

Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*

by platonymous May 10, 2020

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.

Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.

by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020