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A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
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When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
You: Hey man guess what ?
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
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