Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019

24/2

second national day sex! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only!

example: My love is 24/2 I hope you do not have a headache ...

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022

December 2

national make your friends tell their crush they like them

Sarah: Eva go tell Gabe you like him it’s december 2
Eva: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by getafrickenlife November 30, 2019

Doctor 2

To take a mildly racist and do a prostate exam and tell he is part black

I think this man needs a doctor 2

by Whydontutakemetogumpytown March 25, 2023

july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch

bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH

by thatbitchwholuvsaybitch May 7, 2022

2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

lag [2]

what every gamer hates in the world

*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen

by kocheraaa February 14, 2017