Taradidum

The wrinkly outer part of the anus or rectal opening.

My taradidum is itchy because I probably didn't wipe enough.

by ThiccGothKitteh September 27, 2024

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

tardem

Tardem, (Tar-duhm);

“Tardem” is a social media slang for “retarded” which is used to prevent the message or comment from being flagged and/or reported.

“Drake beat Kendrick.. keep glazing”

In response: “what a Tardem.. Drake is Suing UMG records and Spotify because he is upset Kendrick got more plays. Seems like he lost to me”

by Zenjamins November 26, 2024

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

-tard

Offensive. Retard, retarded (suffix). For example (ass-tard)

What the fuck you fuck-tard

by marcotoa January 19, 2025

Tardalard

A fat retard.

"You're such a tardalard."

by EnderThatGuy January 29, 2025

Tard-Charge

The action of Running full speed into a door, or several doors in order to take them clean off the hinges, whilst yelling and flailing your arms.

Josh had locked the doors to his room thinking I couldn't get in there, but little did he know I was gonna Tard-Charge clean through both doors.

by BigPatchBaddie123 February 16, 2026