take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

take you to boston

if you have to ask, then you don’t know

“She’s the type of girl that’s gonna take you to Boston, that’s for sure”

by itzyaboiscott December 11, 2020

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.

A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

Take Her To Kansas

To Take someone to pound town

“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas”

by yrtnevercared February 26, 2023

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

take me home

a very amazing book trilogy that deserves film adaptations which is about two brothers that basically save the world while dealing with their own shit all cause of their dad

swag person- “do you like take me home?”
even cooler person- “yes I want a film of it.”

by pendinglove September 5, 2021