Brown Turtle-Licker 

a turtle licker is a person who licks the end of a poo when it is just coming out of someone's bum.
these people get a good rush of adrenaline when doing this and think its a brilliant sensation.

''Kami Bolton licked Emily Taylors Shit Turtle As She Thought It Was A Good Thing To Do At The Time.....this means she is a Brown Turtle-Licker''

Brown Turtle-Licker by Ball Sack Jack ;) May 19, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

Awkward Turtle by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

Flacko Turtle 

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.

You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.

Flacko Turtle by Flacko Turtle January 4, 2021

yurdleing the turtle 

when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking

dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle

yurdleing the turtle by mr.hugepenis May 10, 2011

Galapagos Turtle

A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.

I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!

Galapagos Turtle by Galapagos Bill March 8, 2007

salty awkward turtle 

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

salty awkward turtle by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 30, 2008

Three-eyed turtle 

Oral, vaginal, or anal intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the female.

Her: "What the fuck are you doing down there?! Fuck me already!"
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."

Three-eyed turtle by Picklebottom August 16, 2014