Sleep

Something people need but when its 2020 nobody cares about it anymore its also staying up at night and playing games on your phone xbox or computer

Friend:Hey how did you sleep
Me:Umm whats sleep again
Other friend:Sleep is something in the past get over it

Pt.2
Friend:our sleep last night was crazyyyyy
Me:ikr i cant believe we won 200 rounds of fortnite last night sleep was soo fun

by Truefactsssss12345 February 17, 2020

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

by bug boy June 21, 2022

Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.

Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

Sleep equipment

Items used when one sleeps, (blind fold, comfort object, extra pillow, ext)

I always have my sleep equipment on hand for bed time or a nap

by Heyitsj000 August 10, 2020

Sleep

death with benefits

sleep is an open relationship with death- death with benefits.

by mavericktheraven August 17, 2017

Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".

Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!

by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013