Sex

Something you watch online, porn. Too bad you lonely virgin ass is never gonna get a taste of it.

I had sex with your mom and it was horny as fuck.

by GoneSinister February 17, 2019

Sex

Sucking a dick or pussy and putting a dick into a pussy and trying not to have any fucking kids

I had sex

by Pineapples and oranges March 30, 2019

sex

talking about your future with beloved person while holding hands and eating strawberry cheesecake.

person a: i want to have sex with you
person b: *tears of happiness*

by jesuschr April 15, 2019

Sex

How you were made

I Camden want to have sex with Kiera

by Smallppman69420 November 30, 2019

Sex

If you’re too young it will fuck up your life. If you’re to old you won’t have fun. If you’re just right there’s two types: sex with love and sex with fun. Guaranteed one of of the four will get you pregnant. So don’t have sex.

“I like my sex life like a Jake Paul video: a quick tease at the start then ten minutes of complete nothing.”

by SuccingMyNut December 13, 2019

Sex

1. Something that you looked up on urban dictionary because you don't know that pornhub exists

2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.

3. A math equation

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply

"What kind of guy are you to search up sex on urban dictionary?! BITCH, JUST GO TO PORN HUB!"

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Sex

1. Why
2. Did
3. You
4. Search
5. This

6. Up,
7. You
8. Nasty

Big ol' Jimmy: Hey Man, wanna play Minecraft?
Cleetus Joe: Sorry I was busy having sex. Yeah we can play.

by This gurl named Vsco September 25, 2019