1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)
2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"
2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)
"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"
2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)
"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
by Pessi-O December 12, 2004
When you pin someone down, press on their chest until they can't breath while holding a gasmask hooked up to a bong on their face against their will.
by xtoothdecay April 27, 2010
Being screwed over by a Canadian
Maple rape came about while gaming with friends and someone said that they loved canadian syrup.
Being a fellow Canadian kicking another players butt they said i was maple raping them.
Maple rape came about while gaming with friends and someone said that they loved canadian syrup.
Being a fellow Canadian kicking another players butt they said i was maple raping them.
by I_Died_Tryin August 11, 2013
The feeling you get after buying a apple product and realizing you have to buy new cables at apple full price to make your old peripheral equipment work (dvd dirve, usb devices, etc.).
I just bought a new IPhone and now I need to buy a apple headphone adapter to make my 600 dollar headphones work with this phone. I've just been apple raped.
by Quest1997 August 02, 2017
Consistently receiving low scoring letters in a game of Scrabble or Words with Friends, making is very difficult to win.
by Jeremy Ko December 27, 2011
by Vapenation lol January 10, 2018
When your friend runs towards your butt and starts punching both cheeks with both fists, using very powerful force.
by TwelveTar12 May 27, 2021