Piss Hog

When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.

"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"

by Konali July 27, 2023

Piss 'Ems

A drink that makes you pee in color.

Red, Pink, Blue, Green, purple. Whatever the hell you want.

"Hey Jerry, Pick up some Piss 'ems on your way home from work, i'm gonna pee rainbows tonight!"

by nancyveradana October 14, 2011

Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.

Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.

by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021

Piss Role

A piss role is someone who is below rank 10 in the Scrimzox Fan Server

Piss Role: Hi, i'm new
Me: Ew! what a fucking Piss Role

by OfficialJadrn March 22, 2021

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

Piss Chisel

When a man uses his urine stream to clean the toilet. Such as knocking feces stains off

I used the piss chisel to clean up a little bit

by Kash Take May 18, 2020

Piss-soap

The slippery substance that accumulates on public bathrooms that is composed of soap, piss, and water. It is incredibly slick and causes many poor men to fall into a smelly piss covered floor.

Guy 1: “Hey man why do smell so bad?”
Guy 2: “Because I slipped and fell on some piss-soap.”

by Sleepless_Slander October 1, 2018