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ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021
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toilet phone

A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
by Hotwheels100 June 27, 2016
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Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.
I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping
by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025
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phone game

The competitive game where you drop your phone, face down, at the highest height you can without getting scared. Similar to Chicken, except with phones.

Hard mode is anything that would increase the stakes, like having no screen protector or dropping on concrete.
'Android phones are indestructible.'
'Yeah? You wanna play the phone game?'
by itigo May 20, 2024
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Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.
My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!
by Woodswoman December 21, 2021
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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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phoned

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices
by 413X4 June 14, 2022
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