by osb21313 August 03, 2023
by 834 February 27, 2022
by Rob run corleone December 09, 2023
A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 08, 2024
by Pork Lover May 19, 2014
Located in Glen Daniel, West Virginia. A shithole school with terrible sports teams. You need to use the bathroom? Be prepared to inhale every flavor juul pod you can imagine. Something on your mind about somebody? No need to say it to their face, just write it on the bathroom stalls.
Person 1: Let me waterfall your monster
Person 2: No.
Person 1: At least let me get your empty can when you’re done.
Person 1: Can you tell I have a dip in?
Person 2: You go to Trap Hill Middle School don’t you...
Person 2: No.
Person 1: At least let me get your empty can when you’re done.
Person 1: Can you tell I have a dip in?
Person 2: You go to Trap Hill Middle School don’t you...
by Redneck Shit March 15, 2019
Bob: Yoo remember Mr. Mecher from summit hill Junior High bro
Mike: yeah dude he was funny as hell
Bob: Yeah bro he groomed some girl and got sent to jail
mike: nigga what
Mike: yeah dude he was funny as hell
Bob: Yeah bro he groomed some girl and got sent to jail
mike: nigga what
by Big Diggas Nick December 20, 2022