Monkey Rocker

the Monkey Rocker is basically a cahir that has sex with you, you sit down on the dildo and it penetrates you into your anal orriphus, depending if your a guy or girl, it is meant for both sexes.

hey, i bought this Monkey Rocker for $799.99, wanna try it out?

by A disestablishmenatarianzed May 27, 2009

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Spice Monkey

An offensive name for a person of Indian descent.

Susan, I don't want you dating that spice monkey!

by TacoLoco987 March 20, 2011

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jalapeno monkey

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006

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Me Monkeys

Semen, male ejaculate.

I pulled out and dropped a load of me monkeys on her back.

by Dick Gozinya February 24, 2005

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Chud Monkey

An annoying and/or stupid person.

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!

by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008

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If continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us snails.
To eat.

by StGeorge November 4, 2006

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