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mexican blowjob 

This is when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman’s, usually of Hispanic decent, ass. Following this, the woman farts while the penis is still inserted.
GUY 1: Dude, I was having just a great time with my girl last night, than she gave me a mexican blowjob.
GUY 2: Dude, That's fucked up!

Mexican Standoff 

When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
Dude, this party's a sausage-fest. Let's leave, it's looking like a Mexican Standoff.

mexican hicky

To use the tongue to stimulate the anus.
mexican hicky by Anonymous May 6, 2003

mexican fly

When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.

Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
mexican fly by Natty Bumco September 5, 2008

Mexican tornado 

A mexican tornado is when you lay a women on her back with her mouth open. Pour Tequila in her mouth once it is full. Insert your penis and stir the tequila vigorously.
I am thirsty for tequila would you give me a mexican tornado.......
Mexican tornado by Ethan Leonard August 17, 2006

Mexican Snowball Fight 

A typical snowball fight but with a substitution of feces rather than snow, this is so people in warmer climates can still enjoy the non lethal fun of asnowball fight. A Yellow Mexican Snowball is adding urine to the concoction for double the enjoyment
Mexican 1:"Yo mang, yo motha is a jumping bean"
Mexican 2:"Lets settle this in the washroom mang"
Mexican 1:"Mexican Snowball fight senior?"
Mexican 2"Si"