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Matthew Atkinson

the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!
by minilink October 17, 2019
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Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
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Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need
"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews
by someone super funny November 11, 2021
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Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.
Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.
by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019
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Matthew

To attack the direction of someone's true thought or to make it inferior to that of your own. To manipulate a conversation so that even if you are wrong initially you are agreeing yet still disagreeing in the end because no matter what someone else says it is always less applicable than what you have to say.
"Emotions are horrible, I mean what if we didn't have them and did whatever we thought of doing without giving it any thought" " For example college, what if when I thought about going to college I just went without any hesitation or thought", "what if you thought about killing someone or doing something that would harm or affect someone or something else? What if you just did it without thinking about the consequences or the pain it may or may not cause other people or things." "I guess emotions are good after all because that would not be good." "In some ways, though it would probably be good like if you were a hitman" " Did I just Matthew myself?"
by DepartmentOfWarning September 5, 2022
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matthew

for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan
by kissmybigfatass March 10, 2018
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Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit
by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019
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