MARK LUCK

An oddly specific occurance of bad luck which makes you believe as though a supernatural force is fucking with you

If two people are walking in a cycle lane and you are walking on a side walk and a cyclist gets off the cycle path to avoid the two and hits you instead, you have just experienced Mark Luck

by Wagwanonthemandem April 27, 2020

Mark from SDV

This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.

eh, you try summoning Mark from SDV yet?
hell nah, that's some scary shit

by Matthew UwU April 28, 2020

Mark

A name

Mark!Clean the dishes!

by Asfgnnjnjnbx May 5, 2020

Mark Alger

A shit so bad that it makes your clothes stink.

I had beans and avocado for dinner and just took a giant Mark Alger. Guess it's time for laundry.

by Frogis May 12, 2020

Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.

"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."

by penisshakes May 28, 2020

question mark

When you're really confused on something, and you want to express your confusion in one word.

Jimmy : Hey, you've got been beaned!

You : Question mark. You on drugs?

by Grqvxty February 13, 2020

mark emerson

The act of sucking dick , at life and with men .

Damn, that guy just pulled a mark Emerson .

by FatherPapaTime February 21, 2020