little damn hen

A slang to tell a bantam chicken to get away

Johnson: go lay a damn egg somewhere else little damn hen!
Hen: bok bok

by ChickenLover58 July 1, 2022

Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017

little jimmy and the twins

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis

He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.

by Little Jimmy and the Twins April 20, 2018

Little Wife Lie

This is a lie a married man tells to a woman he is not married to in order to get her to have sex with him.

Lou was hitting on his hairdresser and she asked him "Lou, aren't you married?" Lou answered, "No, I am divorced, have been for 11 years." (Lou has actually been married for over 20 years).

Lou continues to hit on his hairdresser until she finally gives in to his advances. Because of Lou's little wife lie, the hairdresser has unknowingly become "the other woman".

by Marnishka November 29, 2009

little sister jeans

jeans worn by men that look like their little sisters jeans.

why do you think pete wentz wears little sister jeans?

by hotel room service August 27, 2009

Little Rod Rodney

Someone with a tiny penis that won't satisfy anyone even if he tried. Can be used also to describe someone with a useless weapon/object that won't be of any use. Simply can be used as just useless, unsatisfying or weak.

1) How was sex with Matthew the other night Stacey?
He was a 'Little Rod Rodney'
Oh I'm so sorry for you

2) Is the bronze dagger any good?
Nah man it's a 'Little Rod Rodney'

by SupremeKaiMyGuy January 4, 2021

dishonorable little shit

Biden

Biden is a dishonorable little shit

by Skeet fuck shit April 2, 2021