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Lesbian

1st definition: girl liking a girl
2nd definition: no dicks!

3rd definition: cute stuff :)
Mom: Sup kid
Kim: Mom, I’m lesbian
Mom: Good, I never wanted you to suck a dick
by h o n e y ~ December 30, 2019
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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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Pocket Sized Lesbian

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.
Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.
by nixipixi January 27, 2011
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Your dad lesbian

For the people who thought your mom gay was the biggest insult your dad lesbian is a response that you should use to that
Jack: your moms gay go die

Martin:shut up your dad lesbian
by Commando fortnut 69 August 10, 2018
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platinum star lesbian

a platinum star lesbian is the opposite of a platinum star gay. this means a lesbian who has never slept with a man and was born via vaginal birth, meaning the first thing they ever did was touch a vagina.
“hey isn’t that girl a gold star lesbian?”

“no. she hasn’t slept with a man, but she was also born vaginally. she’s a platinum star lesbian.”
by clace467 November 22, 2021
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mspec lesbian

An mspec lesbian is someone who thinks they are “lesbian” when they like men.

they will never be valid because lesbians do not like men or male aligned genders and in no situation is it ok!
Person 1: “Oh my god, I just an mspec lesbian on my fyp”
Person 2: “Ew oh my god, block that fake lesbian
by lesbian12345 August 31, 2023
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lesbian

a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.
when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.
by Steffanie May 26, 2007
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