Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.
Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.
by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020
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John Xina

ur friend: John Xina loves bing chilling!
u: rlly?
ur friend: yep!
u: ok...
by w10f 🐺 March 27, 2022
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John Wayned

John Wayned is when she has been done so hard she is walking like a cowboy that's just spent three months out on the trail on the worlds biggest saddle!
Q: "Hey Stacey, why are you walking like that? "

A: "Mat John Wayned me last night!"
by D3adsy182 January 28, 2017
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John Rodeen

John is a very well known boy who is very funny, smart,and tall. He is the class clown and is always trying to make you laugh. John has blond hair and doesn't have that much strength. When you get on his bad side though he will TRY to act serious. But then ends up laughing. When he tells a lie he laughs. John Rodeen isn't the best at sports but still plays them. He is an AMAZING person!
John Rodeen had a serial killer face when he was young.
by Mr. Tuh-Mat-Uh April 12, 2019
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Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.
by yeeyeebigpapa December 07, 2018
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John Bradley

such.a.john.bradley.. omL so lit.

john bradley
Baseball, tennis, always strive to get better 🙏😃
OMG. WHY R U SUCH A john bradley!?!?!?!?
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john sutter

The guy who likes to dress up as a furry and slaugter everyone in a city. He also tends to fix Wewoo's broken server.
Person 1: John Sutter is on again.
Person 2: oh no.
by ButteredBeans October 09, 2018
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