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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
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Jacob Ott

You shove your head so far in them you use them as a hat!!!
“OMG your Jacob Ott head is so big! It’s stretching me out something crazy!!
by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022
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Jacob berchett

a fucker who likes getting donkey-punched while taking it in the mouth,while pleasuring two men with hs hands.
YOU. or jacob berchett.
by ruffylinny April 22, 2011
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jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.
by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016
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jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob amogus
by Kylehk58 April 7, 2021
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Jacob and Kerry

The definition of soulmates. If you ever see a Kerry and Jacob, you should know, they are made for each other.
"omg is that Jacob? hes so hot." Person 1

"I know right, but he is taken by kerry" Person 2

"Even though I like Jacob, we can both agree that Jacob and kerry are the perfect couple"person 1

"I agree, they are soulmates" Person 2
by Yourpersonalcupid November 21, 2021
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