Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed

who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got

by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024

Jacob

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.

Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.

by Mr.baller June 22, 2022

Jacob A. Tashma

Guy who scams people with """"""""dragon piss""""""""

Jacob A. Tashma is a tethriterator jackass

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 12, 2023

Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity

Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet

by anonymous April 12, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.

Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob

A fat shit. He thinks he is alot smarter than he is. Probably special ed.

Oh look it's Jacob(fat shit)

by A_Furry_Lol June 23, 2020

Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025