Super Straight

Straight people that have gay sex while pretending their partner is of the opposite sex.

Person 1 : "My girlfriend broke up with me, I am now Super Straight."
Person 2 : "I'll help you let off some steam bro, take off your pants."

by anonymous March 9, 2021

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Ultra straight

When you, a straight person, are only attracted to gays and lesbians. Not to be confused with super straight, as ultra straight can still be attracted to trans.

“She’s obviously a lesbians but damn is she fine!”
“I dunno, seems kinda ultra straight to me

by SomeLeftHandedCuck March 17, 2021

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Super Straight

A man who only has sex with other super straight men because women won’t touch them. They also have piss kinks.

Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.

by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021

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Super straight

People who are straight and transphobic trying to make it in the Lgbtq+ community by saying your transphobic is a sexuality

“Hey turns out Stephanie is trans, she may have gone through SRS but I’m super straight”

by Trans as hell March 6, 2021

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Super straight means you’re a transphobe that wants to be apart of LGBT and wants to feel oppressed.

Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.

Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.

Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.

by vvriska March 8, 2021

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