either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.

chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado

by tinker! July 9, 2025

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

BBQ Bacon Burger

Something funny Coach from the video game Left 4 Dead 2 says.

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

toad bacon

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 3, 2019