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Peter: man i just really want to get my self a girl its so lonely sometimes.
Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.
Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol
Peter: Re-really? *sigh*
Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol
Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife
Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
Tom: yea, are you aware that my dog got laid before you haha he banged this poodle other day.
Also my little sister porked this bushy haired kid down the street lol
Peter: Re-really? *sigh*
Tom: yeah, that old fart Mr. Bradley even got laid, he fucked that 19 year old with the big tits i heard after school lol
Peter: okay man enough dont gotta turn the knife
Tom: and one more thing you know youve been mentally sex fucked when you hear this... your little brother banged zoey at my house 2 weeks ago haha and hes 4 years younger than you.
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my son had a birthday so he asked if he could shower with me, and i said yes
then he saw my vagina and boobs and asked if he can touch, and i said yes
then he asked me if he can sleep in my bed tonight, i told him yes
in the middle of the night h wakes me up and tells me he cant fall asleep, so i told him to do something to distract him
so he said okay, then he pulled down my thong stuck his dick in my ass and started humping me. i asked him where did he learn to do it so well and he said, at the sleep over he had they fucked all the girls.
that is the story of how i got fucked by my six year old son
then he saw my vagina and boobs and asked if he can touch, and i said yes
then he asked me if he can sleep in my bed tonight, i told him yes
in the middle of the night h wakes me up and tells me he cant fall asleep, so i told him to do something to distract him
so he said okay, then he pulled down my thong stuck his dick in my ass and started humping me. i asked him where did he learn to do it so well and he said, at the sleep over he had they fucked all the girls.
that is the story of how i got fucked by my six year old son
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