fat mike

fat mike is the coolest man known to walk the planet. Also one of the most incredibly smartest, in more than one way. For those of you who disagree, turn off the radio, and listen to the music.

baa baa baa is what the sheep say. The radio is your sheperd. Follow your sheperd, little sheep. Follow him.

you are retarded for not loving fat mike.

by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004

fat chicks

Women who exceed the average body weight needed to use legs in walking.

Gallo, Gow Gare Gou, No Fat Chicks, kthnxbye.

by _NeMeSiS_ March 6, 2003

fat nigga

something you call a fat nigga that’s annoying

something you call a fat nigga thats annoying

hey mari your a fat nigger
yeah look at mari the fat bitch
its that the annoying bitch,mari

by gayniggster November 29, 2020

The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.

Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.

by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010

Fat Bitch'd

Leaving someone behind (likely an annoying person) like you would leave a fat chick chatting you up at a bar, usually without said fat chick's knowledge.

Bro Dude: Hey, I thought you were coming with Larry?

Bro Ham: He was taking so long, I fat bitch'd him!

by MichaelWM December 23, 2007

Gay Fat

Gay Fat is a term used to describe a man that’s not really fat or skinny however when he’s gay fat he’s too fat to be accepted by the male gay community and he’s skinny but fat and or droopy in all the wrong places such as nipples abdomen area etc.

He’s looks ok,but he kinda looks gay fat.

by Glassmind May 19, 2018

fat burger

Fast food containing so much grease and fat, you may have a heart attack just by looking at it.

Mcdonald's is the king of fat burgers.

by Thelostcup September 8, 2006