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watercolor eyes by lovergirl36 July 2, 2023
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One-Eyed Stink Frog
A Maine cryptid that can be heard and smelled, but has never been seen. Evidence of the one-eyed Stink Frog can often be observed while camping in tents, but is not limited to this environment. Can be identified by its sulfuric aroma resembling boiled eggs. It's vocalizations range from resembling small squeaks to extended trombone notes. It has been rumored to leave a small brown streak behind, however this is hard to validate because the Frog has never actually been seen.
*pppffffrrrrrttttt*
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
"OH my GOSH, what STINKS?"
"Didn't you hear that?"
"What, that balloon deflating wetly behind you?"
"NO! That was the One-Eyed Stink Frog!!"
One-Eyed Stink Frog by aliboo428 July 30, 2023
hunchbacked white eyed cyclops
The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
hunchbacked white eyed cyclops by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007
emotional black eye
emotional black eye by bookworm73 June 23, 2010
Shaggy Pirate Eye
Shaggy Pirate Eye by sirmackieman September 2, 2010
The Stanky Eye
The stanky eye:
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .
Jim: * watches from across the room *
Jen: JIM, QUIT GIVIN' ME YERR ****ING STANKY EYE .
The Stanky Eye by Brittany the Ginger(; May 3, 2011
taming the one-eyed-python
The act of masturbation.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.
Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.
Guy No. 1 - Need some help?
taming the one-eyed-python by HapaxHog September 16, 2013