El Patrón

It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".

It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.

AHHH, el Patrón, jaajjaj se ha cargado la pizarra

by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024

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el cierrale

A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.

Ayi viene el cierrale ( fat kid).

by guill1234 November 6, 2014

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