Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.

"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"

by Funsley February 10, 2021

Gives me eggs

Verb
-to make one sexually aroused, especially a male

“Dude, that smoke show Tammy totally gives me eggs. I’m so bricked up right now!”

by VeroStronzo April 7, 2021

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

Eggs Onda Glass

Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.

My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.

I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.

by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021

Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.

Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"

by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017

Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.

is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.

by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011