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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Crotch-mirrored

When Babach crosses the street as if she's so sexy any car will stop for her and the side mirror almost busts her pussy
I got crotch-mirrored today
by Babach March 31, 2021
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Crotchable

When you heat up a Pizza Lunchable by rubbing it aggressively over your genitalia.
I got fucked up on that Delta-8 and went right to the Crotchable.
by 2018 TPL Champ April 22, 2021
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Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
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cronchies

lowkey cute pvper, fucking dumbass sometimes (IM KIDDING). Likes big tit women, maybe cronchies will notice me uwu
I love fucking daddy cronchies OwO
by Hawtiebecurling May 19, 2021
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Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
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