crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020

cratchet hoe

A white girl that dates black guys.... A play on words of the terms coal burner and ratchet, since Bob Cratchet from Christmas Carol burned coal to stay warm

Q-Did you see Courtney kicking it with Tyrone earlier.
A- Yeah, she's a known cratchet hoe

by Joseph Mamah May 21, 2020

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

by Samboniez May 30, 2020

Clitch

Onomatopoeia and verb for the bungee strap buckle inside 1990's Rain Jackets Such as Adidas Sports rain Jacket.

Child: *Snapping the buckle together continuously making "Clitch sound"

Mother "Whats that bloody noise"

Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee strap buckle to mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"

by WelshBanter June 2, 2020

crotch broke

The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action

"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"

"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"

by McGraze August 8, 2020

Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet

Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*

by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020

crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020