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fuck free fortnight

A 14 day or two week period in which one dose not engage in sexual intercorse.
Man I haven’t had sex in like two weeks it’s been a fuck free fortnight.
by No nutt April 14, 2019
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Finger Free February

girl: how’s no nut november?

joe: ugh i can’t wait till finger free february
by qoah November 4, 2019
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free win day

Free win day is a day that a trash sports team get a free win by a good team and free win day for sports league like NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and more sports leagues
Free win day is a day that a trash sports team get a free win by a good team and free win day for sports league like NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL, and more sports leagues
by Dj smith jr October 17, 2021
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Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.
James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.
by Forealhater January 4, 2010
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kid free weekend

Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.
Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!
by thefluffyrainbowunicorn May 26, 2017
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sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chaeg January 28, 2014
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d/d free

Drugs and drinking free often used in personal ads.
5'10", 150#, d/d free,
by JohnJohn89 April 30, 2005
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