Three pointer

The racially correct name for a white pointer shark....

That little penguin is only a snack for that THREE POINTER shark.. he looks hungry enough to eat a rainbow sheep...

by Alexis copcock feelcock September 13, 2023

three

Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.

Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.

Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?

by RedUnderscore September 18, 2023

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.

Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy

by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019

God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.

Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.

by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020

Three-bagger

A northern colloquialism for some one who blindly follows orders, drawn from the nursery rhyme baa, baa, black sheep

Can't argue with him he's a three-bagger

by The northern bard November 23, 2020

Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. (If wearing fightsuits, Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen)

Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?

by das010498 November 24, 2020