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Get the Mark mug.Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
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Get the Mark Hettinger mug."No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
don't be like Mark.
don't be like Mark.
by tytheart1st January 29, 2023
Get the Mark mug.Officially has the worlds smallest penis. Max thinks he has a smaller one but he is no competition the the spec of a penis Mark has.
by Tiny pp gang November 22, 2021
Get the Mark mug.A loving funny guy who’s a little dumb. Even when you give him your all he will still leave you like it’s nothing. Don’t fall in love with mark you will never get unconditional love back. Definitely a guy who is oblivious. Best to keep him in the friend zone.
They we’re together for 3 year’s yet he still walked away like nothing happened. Mark is something else.
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