Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
Get the from my cold, dead heartmug. A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018
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Get the freezing cold takemug. 