Cleveland: “Mom I hit Thirty-Seventh Base!”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”
His mother: “You haven’t showered in a month, please we’re concerned”
by The420microwave July 24, 2024
Get the thirty-seventh base mug.One of three of the main gaits in quadrobics. They are taught and trained first, and are the most important and versatile gaits in the sport.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
Get the Base Gait mug.Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.
The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).
by QuacksO October 8, 2017
Get the fourth-base shortcut mug.Male #1: Dude, I got to 83rd base last night Went for 8 seconds.
Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?
Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.
Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?
Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.
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