whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

Packing lunch

To start putting on a weight usually a gut.

One might also refer to someone's gut or give said individual the nickname lunch man

person A: Joe has always been thin.
Person B: Not recently, now he is packing lunch.

by BobVance April 11, 2008

Packing the musket

The act of having anal sex while the other party is constipated.

Dumb thick Karen was constipated for 3 days so i had no other choice but to started packing the musket.

by jimlahey_securingthabag January 3, 2020

fudge packed

Another word for anal, typically used when someone doesn’t douche before doing anal

Person 1: I got fudge packed last night
Person 2: Dude that’s fucking disgusting

by KIMMISTARR May 21, 2022

Packed down

(of players) form or take their places in a scrum.

"we often packed down with only seven men"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

pack em

A word used by northerns to enforce ones dominance over another/opponent, predominately used as a taunt on a football pitch.

(Sunday league football game)
Samuel: F#@KING PACK EM CASTLE HILL!

by MarkDonovan May 27, 2019

drinker’s six-pack

A six pack of beers with two missing

Trev, it’s nice to see you’ve brought a drinker’s six-pack to the party.

by doctortrevis July 12, 2018