Smiths Falls

A beautiful town on the banks of the Rideau Canal, a designated Unesco World Heritage site. Situated halfway between Kingston and Ottawa, it is a beautiful place to stop and visit on your way through. Gorgeous parkland and many activities to occupy your time, including Movies Under the Stars, Music, Museums, Festivals and great people! The Youth of Smiths Falls are always there to help out in the community. Many activities for families and children. Smiths Falls has a splashpad and is an active health conscious community. The business owners are so friendly and welcoming. Great places to satisfy your appetite. Not only is the town getting better everyday, the people are too! Who would want to live anywhere else!

Have you ever visited Smiths Falls?

Visit? Why I live there and love it!

by tracey72 July 30, 2012

A Smithson

Having intercourse with females once or somethings twice and never calling them again

guy 1 - 'Dude, smashed that girl last night!'
guy 2 - 'awesome man was she fit?'
guy 1 - 'yea, super fit!'
guy 2 - 'you going to called her again?'

guy 1 - 'no.'

guy 2 - 'dude you totally did a Smithson on that bitch!'

by [e-mail] October 23, 2012

The Smiths

The tenth greatest band of all time after Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Björk, The Flaming Lips, Pink Floyd, Beck, The Pixes, The Smashing Pumpkins, and Sonic Youth. A very influential band for pop-rock bands.

The Smiths were a great band, and Morrissey has a great solo career too. Not as great, but still good.

by Walter June 2, 2004

Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Gerry Smithson

a person without a penis

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

smithson valley high school (texas)

a boring ass school full of fags

fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)

by drakesmom February 23, 2014

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018