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scene kid

Or known as a "scenester". Somebody who has straight hair covering the backs of the head with a fringe (the "emo haircut") only crazier and sometimes dyed neon colors, lots of neon and bright colored clothing, neon skinny jeans, gauges, piercings, fruity-designed shirts, hoodies, sunglasses, tattoos (applies to boys) and stuff who also might have a very up-to-date teenage-friendly attitude, no rules in spelling or grammar and often likes stuff like Invader Zim and Hello Kitty as well as electropop/crunkcore/techno music. When it comes to scenesters, the girls are very likely to wear makeup and mascara with crazy and dyed bright hair, while the boys tend to wear tattoos or baseball caps. Scene isn't to be confused with emo. Emo is just a genre of music which is played by bands such Thursday, Sunny Day Real Estate, Cap'n Jazz, Such Gold, Dashboard Confessional, Braid, etc. While scene isn't really a genre of music, the music associated with the scene fad is usually autotuned dance-pop/crunkcore/techno music that most likely has a lot of criticism. Stuff in music associated with the scene style includes BrokeNCYDE, Blood on the Dance Floor, Millionaires, I Set My Friends on Fire, 3OH!3, Dot Dot Curve, etc.
Scene kid: Scene is fuking awsom!!!!!

"Emo" kid/emo music fan: Scene is a ripoff of emo.

Rocker: Scene music isn't even rock, it's dance/pop.

Parents: My children are probably going through a phase.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 November 1, 2013
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Scene

A new fashion scene that involves unisex clothing, ridiculous haircuts and a love for going to random spots in town to socialize. though not immediately obnoxious, scene kids tend to spend there time squealing, getting drunk, hugging each other and being above all else....boring. They often have a tendency to act like very small children who discovered sex and drugs when they were 3. over all a sort of grotesque and disgusting crowd that will have you getting tested for stds, hating anything that involves little kids toys and television show, hating all sorts of crunkxcore and hardcore music in general, and wanting to take a shower and never get a nasty ass haircut like that in you life.
Dude: Hey whats up?
Scene girl: omg HUGZ! I LOV YOU BICH! omGomGomG!

(squeling continues for next 30 minutes)
Dude: so what are you guys doing?
Scene girl: um omg were getting a 40 and getting CRUNK
Dude: a 40? theres like 50 people here!
Scene girl: i KNOW its Gonna be so SEX! gonna get CRUUUNK!
Dude: fuck this im out
by diarheacancertoad November 8, 2009
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scene kid

To be a scene kid, you MUST:

1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face

2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)

3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!

4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!

5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.

6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.

7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.

8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID

Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG

Douchebags...
by LittleMissSarcasm April 25, 2010
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Scene

fruity gay version of emo. made for people who think emo is cool, but thinks black and gray doesn't go with their eyes.
Posers and Fags.
Emo girl: oh, im so sad and emo all the time...i want to die.
Scene girl: haha, lamoooo im scene and im sooo cool, cunt. a rainbow barfed all over my short choppy hair and i stole this bow from my 2 month old sister. All this fruity eyeshadow is starting to give me pink eye, but that just makes me more hardxcore, ni99a!!!! gimme scene points, ni99a cuntt!!!
by Alexis Hopefully Parker April 3, 2011
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Scene

Scene is as a term used to describe an intense or crazy situation one has taken part in and or witnessed. Using this word can convey the message of chaos without having to describe exactly what happened.
That party yesterday was a scene I haven't been to something like that in years.
by SneakyT2004 August 9, 2022
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scene

when everyone is sooooo much better then you.
beucse scene is everything better then you
im so scene
by katylinscenequeen February 24, 2010
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Trumptivity Scene

Drawing inspiration from the traditional nativity scene where baby Jesus has been replaced with an orange baby Trump, complete with tiny golden diaper and a miniature red MAGA hat. Usually features the three wise men bringing gifts of Diet Coke, McDonald's, and a gift of a 747-8. Mary and Joseph are often replaced with Melania looking perpetually annoyed and some random random unsavory dictator.

The angel above the manger holds a banner reading "Make Bethlehem Great Again" and the star has been swapped out for a giant neon Trump logo. Shepherds are replaced with Secret Service agents, and instead of sheep, there's a flock of Twitter birds carrying tiny smartphones. The background of the manger is replaced with pictures depicting Trump with a clenched fist, or a sneering-mug-shot Trump.

Popular among both die-hard MAGA supporters who think it's genuinely holy, and liberals who set them up ironically for maximum holiday chaos at family dinners.
"Grandpa set up his Trumptivity scene on the front lawn again. The HOA is having a meltdown and the neighbors won't stop taking selfies with it."

"My aunt bought a Trumptivity scene 'to trigger the libs' but honestly it just triggers everyone who has to look at baby Trump in swaddling clothes."

"The Trumptivity scene at the town square caused a three-hour city council meeting and two fistfights in the Dollar General parking lot."
by Wing Lung and his Camry August 4, 2025
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