Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

ham

demands attention 24/7

my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me

by Nomerofshrimp May 25, 2014

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

HAM

A person is who is ugly; or not looking their best at the moment.

Girl tell me why i saw him today and he was looking ham.

by DaDon12 February 2, 2023

ham sandwich

a flaze ass bitch, and anything related

that cottys a ham sandwich she didn’t come to the crib 3 times.

by cottyszn17 August 6, 2022

Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.

We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!

by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023

ham sucker

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex

Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker

by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016