ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 May 3, 2011

ham sleeve

Another term for vagina. Similar to sausage wallet.

"Hey ladies! Let me wear your ham sleeves!"

by SoyElHombreVajina March 26, 2016

Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024