Smack dab

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.

"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"

by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

smackin cheeks

another way to explain having sex, or getting laid.

I'm always getting blue balls from this girl because she wont ever let me smack no cheeks.

damn son you smackin them cheeks.

i love smackin cheeks

i am the cheek smackin master.

Andrew must be gay he never smacks any cheeks.

by j burg March 24, 2009

smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

smash that rat

by roooooom July 18, 2009

smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

Smashie

From Celebrity juice: "Smash her back doors in" - to go up the poop shaft)

You see that fit lass at the bar - I'd like to smashie smashie her ;o)

by Bishyb December 27, 2011

Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.

I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.

by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006