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Ruggie Rocket

A filthy, unwashed, smelly penis. It usually has bits of stray hair, ball cheese, and pocket lint hiding under the foreskin/head.
When Terry walked in, I could smell his Ruggie Rocket
by anonymous June 4, 2025
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Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!
Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
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sprocket rocket

daniel atkin shaw get here you sprocket rocket
by therealcummaster November 25, 2023
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Red Rocket

Gay term for a hard uncut (uncircumcised ) cock
I was looking for sex tonight preferably with a daddy and his big hard red rocket
by Daddy’s two cents August 24, 2023
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Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.
"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"
by TheJazzle September 7, 2023
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Nils the rocket

A different yet interesting version of the Nordic name Nils.

Nils the rocket Will probably f you up in a fight. Though Nils the rocket is very sensitive on the inside. If you get to know him he is a really nice guy. Though he is incredibly short.
by Yeyeyeweeee September 14, 2023
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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