A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.

Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!

Hot German Potato Salad by Choco Ison April 3, 2009

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Papa Potato

The act of inserting one or more hot potatoes into someone anus. Usually being done after an abusive anal sex. Papa Potato should not be confused with Mama Potato, which is the act of inserting hot potatoes into a woman's vagina.

The Papa Potato maneuver was publicly unknown for a long period of time, until a recent rise in it's reputation. It is extremely popular in the middle east and Latin America, where it is frequently practiced near campfires in national holidays.

Also known as "Don Pataton" in Italy.

We gave John the Papa Potato at the campfire yesterday, now he can barely walk.

Papa Potato by George W Second June 1, 2007

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Mashed Potato Ass

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes

Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.

Mashed Potato Ass by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010

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salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

salty potato by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

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